I'M BORED

[malthusian]

[ HEY GUESS WHAT LOSERS THERE'S A GAME! do you exist in a place, where there are colour-coded teams and those teams do things to win things??? DO YOU JUST WISH YOU EXISTED IN A PLACE LIKE THAT? THEN GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE HERE!!!

Where here is is some sort of overgrown villa. There's all this pretty forestry everywhere, and also! Snow! So much snow. It's actually really cold. If you go inside, though, you'll find that despite the fact that there's no way any heating this place may used to have still works, it is actually very warm. In fact, everything works. The bathroom, the kitchen (which even has a DELICIOUS CHRISTMAS MEAL already made and an unlimited supply of anything else you could ever want to cook), and even the bedrooms have super comfy beds in them.

But maybe you just want to go explore outside anyway? There's plenty of hidden groves lit by the light of dancing faeries who even KNOWS

The important part here is that no matter where you go, there is mistletoe growing everywhere. If you're trying to avoid it, your best bet is to just stay still unless you're some sort of expert mistletoe spotter. Of course, the win conditions are to get stuck underneath the mistletoe with as many people as possible, so... If you end up underneath one with someone else, you're physically unable to leave until you've fufilled a certain condition. Helpfully, they come with status effects that'll point you in the right direction! If you're unlucky, you might even get stuck under a bunch of different ones at the same time...

1) KISSING! MAKEOUTS WOULD FEEL REALLY AMAZING RIGHT NOW
2) TRUTH COMPULSION! you can't lie and you won't be free until you tell your ~*deepest darkest secrets*~
3) VIOLENCE COMPULSION! you're super mad you should MURDER THE NEAREST PERSON (though maybe just hitting them will let you go free MAYBE NOT THO)
4) CUDDLING! you just wanna cuddle. cuddle forever
5) ALIGNMENT SWITCH! you are now the negaverse version of yourself, and you won't be free until you do something REALLY MEAN...or nice, if you were a jerk to begin with
6) MEMORY SHARE! this one just forces someone to relive one of your memories when you touch them and you can't go free until you've each shared enough...
7) LYING COMPULSION! you literally cannot tell the truth what the shit. you can't leave until you've convinced the other person to believe something truly outrageous
8) the sex pollen one. actually this one doesn't even get you stuck BUT NOW YOU HELLA WANNA FUCK
9) or you know whatever other thing you wanna come up with YOU DO IT! YOU DO THE THING ]

Comments

[anarchydemocracy]

[ RAISING A FIST ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Hey, no.

No hitting me. [Punch him right in his dumbass face.]

[anarchydemocracy]

[ flicks his forehead

guess who's spent too much time around yuu: this robot ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's TOTALLY READY TO PUNCH YOU BA-what.]

...

huh.

[He was so ready.

His tail is swishing and everything.]

[anarchydemocracy]

[ thats cute

my dumb cat boyfriend is so much cuter now that he's actually a cat

DRAPING ON HIM ]

You are suffering from a temporary memory loss. It will pass.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm surprised you didn't punch me.

......

I can remember stuff!

[He's not pushing you off or anything though]

[anarchydemocracy]

Not everything, evidently.

[ because you know

she is absolutely not accepting that he's maybe possibly a different leo

but anyways she does push herself off of him and then punches him in the face ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

OW, GODDAMMIT.

[He hits back without any hesitation, like this is old hat.

THIS SURE IS A GREAT QUEST HUH CABLE he's even exponentially stronger than your anime cat.

Like it's still clearly within 'human' range but it's much closer to 'large grown man' than 'pocket sized.]

[anarchydemocracy]

[ SURPRISING!!!

and you know, kind of eroding her belief that you are definitely the same Leo BUT!!! punching back ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[HE GLADLY KEEPS PUNCHING, but after a bit.]

..So, you know what's going on? [WHILE STILL..PUNCHING..]

[anarchydemocracy]

[ STILL PUNCHING ALSO?? ]

Yes, I do.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Can you.

Tell me?

[anarchydemocracy]

I could.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

Do I have to beat you in a fight first.

[That's how the world works, right.]

[anarchydemocracy]

That's dumb.

[ but probably ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He stares again.]

That's how these sort of things always work.

[anarchydemocracy]

Is it, now?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes!

Most things always involve fighting.

[anarchydemocracy]

...

Well then, beat me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[HEADBUTT]

[anarchydemocracy]

[ HEADBUTTING BACK!!! her head is harder than yoooours ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[It's true.

But this Leo is a lot dumber and has a supernaturally hard head too.

So it takes a lot longer before a big dark bruise appears right on it.]

Agh, god, Robots..

[anarchydemocracy]

Pound for pound, bone is stronger than steel. Are you sure you would not like to keep trying?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'd have to be some kind of idiot to fall for you taunting me like that.

[anarchydemocracy]

My experience with you shows that you are, in fact, some kind of idiot.