wowitsfuckingnothing

[ HEY GUESS WHAT LOSERS THERE'S A GAME! do you exist in a place, where there are colour-coded teams and those teams do things to win things??? DO YOU JUST WISH YOU EXISTED IN A PLACE LIKE THAT? THEN GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE HERE!!!

Where here is is some sort of overgrown villa. There's all this pretty forestry everywhere, and also! Snow! So much snow. It's actually really cold. If you go inside, though, you'll find that despite the fact that there's no way any heating this place may used to have still works, it is actually very warm. In fact, everything works. The bathroom, the kitchen (which even has a DELICIOUS CHRISTMAS MEAL already made and an unlimited supply of anything else you could ever want to cook), and even the bedrooms have super comfy beds in them.

But maybe you just want to go explore outside anyway? There's plenty of hidden groves lit by the light of dancing faeries who even KNOWS

The important part here is that no matter where you go, there is mistletoe growing everywhere. If you're trying to avoid it, your best bet is to just stay still unless you're some sort of expert mistletoe spotter. Of course, the win conditions are to get stuck underneath the mistletoe with as many people as possible, so... If you end up underneath one with someone else, you're physically unable to leave until you've fufilled a certain condition. Helpfully, they come with status effects that'll point you in the right direction! If you're unlucky, you might even get stuck under a bunch of different ones at the same time...

1) KISSING! MAKEOUTS WOULD FEEL REALLY AMAZING RIGHT NOW
2) TRUTH COMPULSION! you can't lie and you won't be free until you tell your ~*deepest darkest secrets*~
3) VIOLENCE COMPULSION! you're super mad you should MURDER THE NEAREST PERSON (though maybe just hitting them will let you go free MAYBE NOT THO)
4) CUDDLING! you just wanna cuddle. cuddle forever
5) ALIGNMENT SWITCH! you are now the negaverse version of yourself, and you won't be free until you do something REALLY MEAN...or nice, if you were a jerk to begin with
6) MEMORY SHARE! this one just forces someone to relive one of your memories when you touch them and you can't go free until you've each shared enough...
7) LYING COMPULSION! you literally cannot tell the truth what the shit. you can't leave until you've convinced the other person to believe something truly outrageous
8) the sex pollen one. actually this one doesn't even get you stuck BUT NOW YOU HELLA WANNA FUCK
9) or you know whatever other thing you wanna come up with YOU DO IT! YOU DO THE THING ]