malthusian: (grapes of wrath)
Nafuna ([personal profile] malthusian) wrote in [community profile] wowitsfuckingnothing2014-12-01 10:56 pm

I'M BORED

[ HEY GUESS WHAT LOSERS THERE'S A GAME! do you exist in a place, where there are colour-coded teams and those teams do things to win things??? DO YOU JUST WISH YOU EXISTED IN A PLACE LIKE THAT? THEN GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE HERE!!!

Where here is is some sort of overgrown villa. There's all this pretty forestry everywhere, and also! Snow! So much snow. It's actually really cold. If you go inside, though, you'll find that despite the fact that there's no way any heating this place may used to have still works, it is actually very warm. In fact, everything works. The bathroom, the kitchen (which even has a DELICIOUS CHRISTMAS MEAL already made and an unlimited supply of anything else you could ever want to cook), and even the bedrooms have super comfy beds in them.

But maybe you just want to go explore outside anyway? There's plenty of hidden groves lit by the light of dancing faeries who even KNOWS

The important part here is that no matter where you go, there is mistletoe growing everywhere. If you're trying to avoid it, your best bet is to just stay still unless you're some sort of expert mistletoe spotter. Of course, the win conditions are to get stuck underneath the mistletoe with as many people as possible, so... If you end up underneath one with someone else, you're physically unable to leave until you've fufilled a certain condition. Helpfully, they come with status effects that'll point you in the right direction! If you're unlucky, you might even get stuck under a bunch of different ones at the same time...

1) KISSING! MAKEOUTS WOULD FEEL REALLY AMAZING RIGHT NOW
2) TRUTH COMPULSION! you can't lie and you won't be free until you tell your ~*deepest darkest secrets*~
3) VIOLENCE COMPULSION! you're super mad you should MURDER THE NEAREST PERSON (though maybe just hitting them will let you go free MAYBE NOT THO)
4) CUDDLING! you just wanna cuddle. cuddle forever
5) ALIGNMENT SWITCH! you are now the negaverse version of yourself, and you won't be free until you do something REALLY MEAN...or nice, if you were a jerk to begin with
6) MEMORY SHARE! this one just forces someone to relive one of your memories when you touch them and you can't go free until you've each shared enough...
7) LYING COMPULSION! you literally cannot tell the truth what the shit. you can't leave until you've convinced the other person to believe something truly outrageous
8) the sex pollen one. actually this one doesn't even get you stuck BUT NOW YOU HELLA WANNA FUCK
9) or you know whatever other thing you wanna come up with YOU DO IT! YOU DO THE THING ]
allegroruffido: (9)

[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-02 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ running up to hug her!!! ]

I missed you!

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-02 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I missed you too. A lot.
allegroruffido: (9)

[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-02 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Are you doing okay?

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-02 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think so. I just spent a lot of time in the pods.

Congratulations. On winning.
allegroruffido: (1)

[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-02 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank you!

I really wanted to stay with you all, though. ...But you all taught me how to not be so selfish.

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-02 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I don't want to go either. I'm really selfish.
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[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-02 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, I only really went because I had things to fix. But if you didn't have anything like that...

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-02 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
My world... it might be fixed. I dunno yet.

If Nier and Emil are still there, it might not be so bad.
allegroruffido: (9)

[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-07 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Everything works out better with friends!

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-07 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's good to have them.
allegroruffido: (8)

[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-08 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
So it's better to go back, at least for them, right?
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[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-08 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it is. But I'll miss everyone.
allegroruffido: (9)

[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-08 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
You can find a way to see them again!

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-09 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
How do I do that?

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. So, there probably isn't a way.
allegroruffido: (Default)

[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-09 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm here now, right?

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-09 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, I guess that's true.

[Oh look I accidently stepped under some mistletoe would you look at that.]
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[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-09 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ but what kind ]

So don't worry about it! And for now, I'll spend as much time with all of you as I can!

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-12 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[fuck it do you just wanna do porn]
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[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-12 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Porn plus cuddling, okay]

...Ah. It's sorta hot in here.
allegroruffido: (4)

[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-12 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Um...a bit, I guess.

[personal profile] foulhussy 2014-12-12 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly giving Lupus a hug, because she really felt like it! In addition to feeling like other things.

There is some pretty noticeable poking going on.]


...I really missed you.
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[personal profile] allegroruffido 2014-12-12 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ HUGGING??? ]

Oh, um...really really missed?

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