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wowitsfuckingnothing2016-04-19 07:21 pm
pathnotpresent) wrote in wowitsfuckingnothing2016-04-19 07:21 pm
CHOOSE YOUR FATE
>Fight Corrin
[ So, there's a cute pointy eared girl with no shoes on pointing a sword at you holy shit and smiling cheerfully. Also, you're suddenly on a floating platform in a huge city, because, you know. She probably wants to be friends? ]
You're here to Smash, right? Come on, let's go!
[ ???? PROBABLY FRIENDSHIP??? ]
>Give Anna all your money
[ You probably didn't need to buy anything, but you found yourself in this store anyway. You're compelled to buy the most expensive thing possible, even though it seems completely useless --
Until you immediately snap out of it and notice the red-haired woman smiling innocently at you. Have you seen her before, somewhere? ]
[ So, there's a cute pointy eared girl with no shoes on pointing a sword at you holy shit and smiling cheerfully. Also, you're suddenly on a floating platform in a huge city, because, you know. She probably wants to be friends? ]
You're here to Smash, right? Come on, let's go!
[ ???? PROBABLY FRIENDSHIP??? ]
>Give Anna all your money
[ You probably didn't need to buy anything, but you found yourself in this store anyway. You're compelled to buy the most expensive thing possible, even though it seems completely useless --
Until you immediately snap out of it and notice the red-haired woman smiling innocently at you. Have you seen her before, somewhere? ]
>Don't give Anna your money
Do you need something.
[ lon'qu this is her fucking shop ]
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[ did he need to buy something? . . . he's got a list, right? surely. . . ]
Your swords. Might I take a look at them?
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[ YES?? ]
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Just what are you speaking of? I know of no seal. . .
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>SMASH CORRIN
[ WHY IS ASTOLFO IN SMASH???? JUST ROLL WITH IT. SWINGING HIS LANCE OUT TO EXTEND IT!!! ]
Trap of Argalia: Down With a Touch!
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Omega Yato: Dragon Fang!
[ LOOK AT HER SWEET HORNS SHE JUST GREW. THEY'RE SO COOL, SHE'S SO COOL ]
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[ LUNGES @ HER ]
I'll make you kneel!
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[ THROWS HER FUCKIN SWORD INTO THE AIR,
AND THEN JUMPS AFTER IT. she's doing the aether thing. she saw Ike do it, and it was amazing, therefore, ]
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[ high speed stat = high dodge is how it works, right
anyway, backing the fuck up because he feels like he should, narrowly missing the blow ]
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[ aiming at her knee with the tip of his lance, lances beat swords motherfucker ]
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actually though, she just sort of twirls out of the way, turning into a fucking dragon as she does so, which causes jets of water to burst out of the ground around her. for some reason.
super smash brothers is a hell of a drug ]
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[ holy shit ]
. . . Amazing! You're truly a worthy opponent!!
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[ undragons tho ]
Oh, thank you! I've been practicing that one ever since I saw some of the others do a similar kind of thing! It's called 'Counter Surge'!
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Style! It's got style, and a nice name, too! It's pretty well done, I don't know if I can win this!
[ but he doesn't seem bothered by that at all; rather, he's pretty exhilarated ]
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Come, my hippogriff!
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Get ready, my opponent! Here comes Astolfo!!
[ NOBLE PHANTASM BIRDHORDE CHARGE SMASH ]
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she gets hit and there she goes, flying off into the sky. team corrin's blasting off again
GAME ]
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????????? GAME....???? ]
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[ WHILE FLYING AFTER HER ]
What is your name again? We should have lunch together~~! Heeey, miss dragoooon!!
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H-hey! You're supposed to stay on the field!