has it really been a fucking year

[brokenmoon]

THIS IS AN OPEN POST, YOU CAN TAG ME WITH WHATEVER YOU WANT OR REFER TO ONE OF THE BELOW OPTIONS AND I'LL DO THE OPENER UNLESS YOU WANT IT THEN W/E 

 
HERE IS A LIST OF SOME STUFF:

accidentally had a sex without knowing what a sex is
corruption
why isn't mcdonalds open at 3 am 
why did you give a shitposter your phone number, you idiot
HEAT
FLUFFY FUCKIN LOVE CONFESSIONS
rape/dubcon
sexswap sex (one or both people)\
bodyswap sex
hatesex
VIOLENT FACEFUCKING
really fucking gay rivalry (or also straight rivalry)
some really just atrociously bad and ridiculous sex. like, lemon whores, except everyone involved is completely serious about it
some sort of fucking stupid argument about the most inconsequential shit (during sex, obviously)
prisoner and jailer
liege and knight
caught thief
size difference
prostitution
incest
tentacles
b-but someone might catch us!!!
stuck outside on purge night
knifeplay
bloodplay
petplay
petplay
play
some fucking domestic-ass fluffy bullshit
voluntary obedience (but the obedient one is really fuckin mad about it)
coffeeshop au, except the shop is a fifth dimensional time-concept and the coffee has tentacles
LOVING, FLUFFY, DISGUSTINGLY CUTE SNUFF

COME PLAY ANY COMBINATION OF THESE THINGS WITH ME, HERE, IN THIS POST OR ELSEWHERE IF YOU WANT? ALSO FEEL FREE TO LIKE, INVITE OTHER PEOPLE AND PLAY WITH THEM HERE/NOTE YOU'RE OPEN FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO TAG YOU HERE IF YOU WANT W/E IDC 

muselist is here, though it is hella out of date but probably if you are here you know people I play not on it. If you want to choose a specific character, then do so! Otherwise I'll just assault you with a Random Cute Girl Who Did Nothing Wrong™

Also acceptable as prompts: screencaps of bad hentai doujin panels or cgrascal translations

or cgrascal translations of bad hentai doujin panels. the choice is yours, and yours alone