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[brokenmoon]

THIS IS AN OPEN POST, YOU CAN TAG ME WITH WHATEVER YOU WANT OR REFER TO ONE OF THE BELOW OPTIONS AND I'LL DO THE OPENER UNLESS YOU WANT IT THEN W/E (NOTE: THEY'RE BASICALLY ALL PORN, YOU'RE WELCOME)
 
HERE ARE THINGS I WANT TO PLAY:

accidentally had a sex without knowing what a sex is
corruption
that smut picture prompt meme except you have to use a horrible hentai doujin panel
oh no we're stuck outside on purge night, AGAIN
why isn't mcdonalds open at 3 am 
why did you give a shitposter your phone number, you idiot
HEAT
FLUFFY FUCKIN LOVE CONFESSIONS
bestiality (see what I did there I sandwiched a cute thing between two fuckin gross things)
MISSIONARY SEX BETWEEN CONSENTING ADULTS WHO ARE IN LOVE (OR WAS IT THE GROSS THAT WAS SANDWICHED ALL ALONG?!)
dubcon that's basically noncon
probably actual noncon
sexswap sex (one or both people)
hatesex
VIOLENT FACEFUCKING
really fucking gay rivalry (or also straight rivalry)
LAST DAY ON EARTH
some really just atrociously bad and ridiculous sex. like, lemon whores, except everyone involved is completely serious about it
prisoner and jailer
liege and knight
student and teacher
caught thief
size difference
incest
insect
tentacruels
competitive sex
b-but someone might catch us!!!
stranded
spontaneous musical
some fucking domestic-ass fluffy bullshit
bodyswap
swap meet (please dont ever eat flea market food)
voluntary obedience (but the obedient one is really fuckin mad about it)
i swear to god we're developing videogames. please trust us
LOVING, FLUFFY, DISGUSTINGLY CUTE SNUFF

COME PLAY ANY COMBINATION OF THESE THINGS WITH ME, HERE, IN THIS POST OR ELSEWHERE IF YOU WANT?

muselist is here, if you want to choose a specific character otherwise I'll just assault you with a Random Cute Girl Who Did Nothing Wrong™